2. When Macklemore's song "Thrift Shop" came out it became your anthem, like seriously you probably know all the words. Then after a while you became kinda annoyed because now shopping at thrift stores is cool and you did it before it was cool, you were the original thrift store hipster and people don't even know it!
3. Its like pulling teeth to get you to buy brand new clothes, they are so expensive how could anyone pay the full price!
4. You have some of the weirdest things in your closet because sometimes you find something ridiculous and you just cant help yourself.
5. You've picked up some basic sowing skills and are really good at cutting up old tee shirts.
6. You get REAL excited when you find awesome things and you feel the need to show all your friends and family what you bought.
7. If there is a thrift shop near you, god help you! Every day off, ride home from work, or basically whenever you have free time you are there because you deserve it!
8. You think that $5 is too much to pay for something. Every Dollar Matters!!
9. You go out of your way to discover new thrift stores whenever you travel, like 45 minutes on a crappy bicycle for one badass vintage sweater.
10. You like to take you time which makes it hard to go shopping with other people who don't love thrift store shopping the way you do. 4 hours at the salvations army, why the hell not?
11. You probably own more than 5 halloween costumes, cuz it was cheap and you are going to wear it eventually.
12. You are unfazed by ridiculous creepy kitschy stuff.
13. There is a bunch of pictures on your phone of you and friends trying on ridiculous outfits.
14. You have a collection of awesome patterned shirts, funny mugs, cool vintage dresses, overly large jewelry and a variety of dingy wigs.
15. You love the thrill of searching through a bunch of crap and finding that one gem because lets be real thrift store shopping is the best and you are a cheapskate.
No comments:
Post a Comment